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Post by TC on Oct 31, 2005 14:05:37 GMT
Rio Ferdinand: Appearance; Modern defender, good on the ball, contemporary hair cut : Reality: Dopey over paid bloke with lame gangsta rap fixation.
Jean Alain Boumsong: Appearance ; Fast, strong International defender. Reality: Worst central defender in the league. Great comedy value. May be drunk. Never doesn't make a mistake, fall over, wrestle someone to the ground and then pass it to an on rushing forward.
Nobby Solano: Appearance; Peruvian goat herder. Reality: Under-rated creative midfield genius
Steve McClaren Appearance; Meths drinking Wallace Arnold Coach driver: Reality: Puce faced architect of the crushing of the old firm of Man United & Arsenal and the downfall of his old boss.
Martin Jol: Appearance; A scary ugly bulldog of a wrestler; Reality: Best manager spurs have had since Bill Nic, and charming & intelligent with it
Chelsea: Appearance: Invincible crusher of all comers. Reality: Invincible crusher of all comers... unless there's a penalty shoot out.
Steve Bruce: Appearance; Sad punch drunk boxer Reality; soon to be unemployed sad punch drunk boxer.
Aaron Lennon: Appearance: short arsed young Yorkshire lad. Reality: short arsed young Yorkshire lad who is my outside bet for the 2006 world cup squad.
Wigan: Pie obsessed town with football team managed by pie obsessed Scouser Reality: 2nd with 22 points out of 24, rroof of what can be achieved by good organisation, luck, motivation and good pies
Liverpool: Appearance: European champions: Reality European champions ....but how?
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Post by TC on Dec 8, 2005 11:36:57 GMT
the Daily Mirror reports that Spurs will make a £5m move for Djibril Cisse during the January transfer window. Because if there's one thing Spurs need, it's a bigger squad...
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Post by TC on Dec 8, 2005 11:42:30 GMT
A Crying Shame Talking of Bestie's funeral, was Sven-Goran Eriksson moved to tears simply because none of El Beatle's former Miss World conquests put in an appearance?
A Farsighted Insight "Children are our future. That's how I see it." - David Beckham goes all Whitney Houston, BBC 1 Football Focus.
All About Me John Terry's number one gift for friend's and family, according to his 'celebrity wish list' on Amazon? 'My Winning Season'. By John Terry.
A Mediawatch Congratulations Well done to Joe Cole, who found his way into the Sky Sports 'Team Of The Weekend' even though he couldn't find his way into Chelsea's.
Question Of The Day In the build-up to Chelsea's 'Judgement Day Two', is anyone else wondering if Carlton Cole is as bad at Pro Evolution Soccer as he is at real football?
Deep Thoughts Writes reader Keith Price on the Tony Adams debacle:
'I honestly thought he was an 'emergency' pundit, please tell me he's not going to be a permanent fixture on MotD2.. as a student of philosophy he must have realised you can lead a Donkey to water but you can't make it think.'
Looks Good On The Stats
According to MotD2:
Goals - Charlton 2, Manchester City 5.
Shots on Target - Charlton 1, Manchester City 4.
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Post by neil on Dec 14, 2005 8:50:19 GMT
You must be like a sponge - and he is. I know that name SpongeBob from when my children watch television! Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez reveals he is a fan (sorry, his children are fans) of cartoon character SpongeBob Squarepants, while describing Jamie Carragher - who must be delighted with the comparison.
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